Zhadnost: The People’s Party – Cheats & Tips

Here are some cheats and tips for the game Zhadnost: The People’s Party.

Disclaimer text:

The full text of the fast scrolling disclaimer at the start of the
game reads:

Remember, the Bizarnian People’s Glorious Free Food and Drug
Administration requires all holders of level two hall passes to
register their recreational animals on or before April 15, 2039.
All persecutors will be violated by order of the All Knowing State
Commission for the Willful Suspension of Disbelief and Disbelief
Systems, in accordance with order FF-666, section 12, paragraph 7,
line 33, of Bob’s Big Blue Book of Ordinances, Volume 2, Revision
7.1.06. All employees, family members of employees, or any person
or persons possessing knowledge of anyone concealing the
whereabouts of any employee, or indentured lay person, or their
various alter egos, along with their families and members of
Channel Zero Productions are strictly Uninhibited. If you need
additional time to lie for any embarrassing period or periods of
prolonged silence, you will be allowed an automatic six year
extension to the standard contract issued in your name by those
other guys in the dark suits as provided for in Bob’s New Big Blue
Book of Ordinances, Volume 7, Revision 8.12.63. Also remember that
state and local taxis are not occluded and that all forms of
spiritual and economic management or similar methods of torture
are not permitted by the trilateral commission in the quad-sector
region. All life leases are subject to immediate suspension
pending investigation by lesser gods and immortality is strictly
prohibited under the bylaws of the current fifteen year plan.
Exposure to certain neckwear, flashing lights, or bad grammar on
a television screen or while playing video games may induce fits
of remorse in a very small percentage of individuals. Certain
conditions may induce previously undetected symptoms of conscience
even in persons who have no history of moral values. If you, or
anyone in your family has a lingering episode of ennui, consult
your theologian prior to praying. If you experience any of the
following symptoms while playing a video game– dizziness, altered
vision, eye or muscle twitches, loss of awareness, disorientation,
any involuntary movement, or convulsions– IMMEDIATELY increase
use and insult your physician. Finally, the Bizarnian People’s
Glorious Free Food and Drug Administration requires all holders
of level two hall passes to register their recreational animals
on or before April 15, 2039. All persecutors will be violated by
order of the All Knowing State Commission for the Willful
Suspension of Disbelief and Disbelief Systems, in accordance with
order FF-666, section 12, paragraph 7, line 33, of Bob’s Big Blue
Book of Ordinances, Volume 2, Revision 7.1.06. All employees,
family members of employees, or any person or persons possessing
knowledge of anyone concealing the whereabouts of any employee, or
indentured lay person, or their various alter egos, along with
their families and members of Channel Zero Productions are strictly
Uninhibited. If you need additional time to lie for any
embarrassing period or periods of prolonged silence, you will be
allowed an automatic six year extension to the standard contract
issued in your name by those other guys in the dark suits as
provided for in Bob’s New Big Blue Book of Ordinances, Volume 7,
Revision 8.12.63. Also remember that state and local taxis are not
occluded and that all forms of spiritual and economic management
or similar methods of torture are not permitted by the trilateral
commission in the quad-sector region. All life leases are subject
to immediate suspension pending investigation by lesser gods and
immortality is strictly prohibited under the bylaws of the current
fifteen year plan.

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